WHAT makes a strong marriage? A marriage counselor once pointed out that the husband and wife should share similar interests to be able to relate with each other.
And recently, a CCTV camera in a 99 speedmart shop captured exactly that—a couple stealing together.
Even more hilarious was the fact that the lady secreted the goods between her legs, making it a point of comedy for the online community.
“How is it that her grip is so strong,” said netizen mhmmdhsm who posted the video.
Mencuri lagi dekat speedmart aku nak tahu memang ada persatuan makcik kepit ke ? Ini lagi dasyat bawa suami mencuri barang dapur sekali.
Tapi mcm mana kepitan dia sangat kuat 😅 pic.twitter.com/WdQBpX4I4E
— mhmmdhsm (@mhmmdhsm) January 10, 2025
Thankfully, the couple was also cooperative for they looked straight into the camera so that everyone could better recognise them when seen on the streets later.
“What kind of knowledge is she using that her grip is like having adhesive at the bottom? But it is a shame that the whole of Malaysia now know their faces,” said Mimi Saidi.
Many others in the comment section pointed to her performing Kegel exercise.
Then there were several netizens who claimed that the both of them are going to hell together.
“Aren’t you afraid to give your children eat forbidden things,” said Mummy Sengkang asmr.
Ed_fitri, however, claimed that she wasn’t gripping it between her legs.
“She must have a hook in her cloth. But from her actions, she must have done it many times. If she gets caught, she will say she had children with disabilities to be cared for. It is different from those who are doing it out of desperation. It was likely their profession,” said Ed_fitri.
Another netizen said maybe she had a kangaroo pouch at her stomach to facilitate her crime.
Although stealing or committing crime together is certainly one effective way to strengthen one’s marital bond, we do believe there are many other healthier activities couples can perform as a substitute.
For example, they could go for a walk in a park, jungle trekking, bird watching or even play monopoly together.
We can only hope they get the same cell in the prison although we are certain inmates are segregated by their gender. —Jan 12, 2025
Main image: mhmmdhsm
